Have you ever...?

No. Doesn't know down here.

Have you ever peed in someone's else's yard?

no.
SQ.

No.

Have you ever did something wrong to someone?

I try not to but probably on accident.
SQ.

nope

have u ever read authority

No.

Have you ever stole anything?

Nope

SQ

No.

Have you ever admitted you were wrong?

yes

have u ever had pork and beans

yes

ever tip a port o potty

No, I'm not that big of an asshole.
Ever do something really mean for April Fools Day.

I don't care for April Fools Day

SQ

My sister is allergic to mustard (not very allergic, just and annoyance) so I mad cupcakes, and in the frosting, was mustard. It's not really that mean, but it was funny.
SQ.

No

Have u ever laughed at a joke by Stephen Lynch

No

Have you ever laughed at a joke by Jeff Dunham?

yes

have u ever seen a play

Yeah, at school

SQ

Yep. I seen a few plays at school, a few in San Francisco, and one on Broadway.
Do you find Mitch Hedburg funny.

never head him, i will though

have u ever had chorizo

Have you ever been accidently mistaken for someone else?

Tim Lincecum.
SQ.

No

Have you ever almost been in a fight because your talking with some guys girlfriend?

no

have u ever had biscuits and gravy

No

Have you ever had peaches and cream oatmeal?

no

have u ever had a banana split